Interesting Quotes (CIA)

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Friday:
“Just kidnap stalin” -CIA
“Use any kind of weapon we have like guns and stuff..”  -Analyst Solera
"We can make an agent Canadian, everyone loves Canadians" - Agent Fournier
“We need to see the reason why they left, they didn't say like uhhhh communism we might as well leave this country and go to America.”  -Analyst Madrigal
“Yeah have you seen american horror story they put ‘dominique nique ni najsdalks’ song to make them go insane.” -Agent
“Use a little bit more violence, not a lot.” Agent of Nicaragua
“We are not fighting it we are making your proposal better. Remember we are a team, we are just trying to change it so it actually works” -Agent of Nicaragua
"Levante la mano, levántela. Usted siente la frecuencia de radio 95.5? No verdad?" -Agent regarding radio waves
"As far as we know, Soviets are stupid" - Analyst Fernandez

"TENIA DOS AÑOS COMO IBA A SABER QUE CON UN LAPIZ PODIA MATAR A UNA TORTUGA" -Agent Solera

"These nuclear bases can be in China, they can be in Maui, they can be in Malawi" -Agent Solera

"He is a traitor too, its obvious he is on the friend zone" -Agent Solera regarding the finding of a traitor on the CIA

Director of intelligence: "They're dead!" Agent Solera: "RETWEET!"


“Use any kind of weapon we have like guns and stuff..”  -Analyst Solera

"We can make an agent Canadian, everyone loves Canadians" - Agent Fournier

“We need to see the reason why they left, they didn't say like uhhhh communism we might as well leave this country and go to America.”  -Analyst Madrigal

“Yeah have you seen american horror story they put ‘dominique nique ni najsdalks’ song to make them go insane.” -Agent

Saturday:
“Use a little bit more violence, not a lot.” Agent of Nicaragua

“We are not fighting it we are making your proposal better. Remember we are a team, we are just trying to change it so it actually works” -Agent of Nicaragua

"Levante la mano, levántela. Usted siente la frecuencia de radio 95.5? No verdad?" -Agent regarding radio waves

"As far as we know, Soviets are stupid" - Analyst Fernandez

"TENIA DOS AÑOS COMO IBA A SABER QUE CON UN LAPIZ PODIA MATAR A UNA TORTUGA" -Agent Solera

"These nuclear bases can be in China, they can be in Maui, they can be in Malawi" -Agent Solera

"He is a traitor too, its obvious he is on the friend zone" -Agent Solera regarding the finding of a traitor on the CIA

Director of intelligence: "They're dead!"

Sunday:

"We need to seem noble, look noble, well we are noble" -Analyst Solera

"the Canadians aren't involved, they're probably eating pancakes with maple syrup" -Director of intelligence




" 'murica" -CIA

"It's Macintosh, Apple does not exist" -Agent of Poland


"Mandemos a todos los world leaders al international space station" -CIA

"We need to seem noble, look noble, well we are noble" -Analyst Solera
*Siri talks* "WHO IS SIRI??? SPEAK NOW!!!!" -Agent Solera

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